critical thinking

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".

Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.

by Colin the Damaja May 26, 2004

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

critisizement

The action of critisizing someone or someone's performance. Could also be healthy critisizim like a teacher gives you if you are doing a math problem wrong or something.

My friend was waiting for the critisizement from her coach.

by Chatty Kathy January 21, 2006

cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

by jamz buck August 17, 2017

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

by rudog September 26, 2005

Critical Thinking

The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college.

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)

Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."

by SillySomeone February 16, 2009

Critical

So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.

"He is critical"
"That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"

by M9_ February 8, 2015