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Life Critic

Life Critic is having a cynical or somewhat distorted view of life in general; a feeling of superiority over the general population.
by Boris Grishenko March 19, 2009
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cliticure

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010
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clitigation

The act of suing a man who boops your clit three times and asks if you came
Never date a man with a lot of clitigation history! You will never have an orgasm!!
by Sarcia26 April 29, 2019
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senior citizen deathmatch

a home for retired martial arts masters and users of the force, also an underground sport.
by godberry9 March 23, 2008
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Sun Citiot

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.
Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.
by Ken Gman March 7, 2008
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Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.
A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)
by j@mbo February 10, 2021
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Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.
James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.
by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009
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