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crypto mangal

A person of Bulgarian descent who has a somewhat darker skin color. Is usually hypocritically racist towards Romani people and supports Hitler and other right-wing ideologues without realizing that he would be seen as racially inferior by the average Nazi.
Petko keeps acting like a Nazi and making terribly offensive comments about ethnic minorities. He doesn't seem to realize that racist people in other countries would treat him the exact same way as he treats minorities in his own country. A typical crypto mangal.
by Lonx Joy Joy October 11, 2019
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Craptop

Dylan's Laptop
die craptop is kanker waardeloos
by spartun January 30, 2020
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crypto run

Kind of like bank run, where you want to change your money into cash, but in crypto run you change your money into cryptocurrency such as bitcoin. However, how can you do that if/when it is not possible in the cashless future? In such a dystopian future, cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin provide a safety net to this.
Can't do a bank run? Try crypto run!
by Satu Nakkimotti April 22, 2020
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Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 18, 2021
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Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021
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crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.
He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.
by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021
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Cristof

an absolute mad man with a penis that can stretch around the universe
me: have you seen cristof’s penis?
someone: no why?
me: it’s massive
by biggblackethballs May 22, 2021
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