privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Creeker

The typical Cherry Creek High School student. Wears all preppy clothes, or wears "expressive" or "different" clothes, so they don't fit the stereotype. Drives an expensive car once they turn sixteen, plays multiple sports, either gets good grades or doesnt care because their parents will support them for the rest of their life.

They will most likely "experiment" or, more likely, "watch their friends experiment" with drugs and/or alcohol, but never get in trouble for it. Will buy everything with daddy's money, but they're not lazy! No, once, one of them baby sat their brother for almost ten whole minuets!

Note- Though not all Creek students fit this description, it can be hard to tell the difference between the "It's such a stereotype! My car is only a Toyota!" denyers, and the people who moved across Hampden and work two jobs just so that they don't have to enroll in Denver Public Schools. The later is not a Creeker, they just want to go to a decent school for once.

Creeker in Denial- I may have straight A's, get wasted at parties, play ten sports, never work, have clothes from only Abercrombie and Fitch, and have my birthday party on "My Super Sweet Sixteen", but I really do have a hard life. I only drive a Lexus! And it was pre owned! I have such a hard life! You see, I'm not really a Creeker. You're just a hater!

by Ashamed to have gone to Creek November 28, 2010

Kansas Creamery

When a cow (preferably from kansas) is entered into a judging contest. Upon judging the judge inspects deeply into the cows rectum. Once feeling thus rectum he begins performing oral sex (to the sounds of hall and oats). Once the cow cums the judge spits into the cows now loose rectum only for the judge, thus completing the Kansas Creamery.

Ari: How'd ur cow do in the contest

Bean: It won first prize (wink, wink)

Ari: So it got the kansas creamery?

Phil: yea i was there and daniel was the judge.

by beaneeboy February 21, 2011

Croaker

An Offensive term for a white old ugly racist person who has no life. (who may elderly look like a frog with disabled arms, legs and no tongue). Also called a "Bleacher", a "Waggy" (White and saggy), and a "Failbird".

Wtf you doing to my freind?, you lil croaker!

by BiG WhEELah July 10, 2009

Croaker

Scum of the Earth, a really fucking disaster. a disappointment to his family, and the entire world. Has no dick. He will never get laid in the history of ever. He is infertile, and or, cannot burden the world with his offspring.

Hey, Jett is a real Croaker, he slept with my bitch.

by Big gay all December 29, 2020

non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. July 31, 2007

Creagerschmidt

a half human, half wolf-like creature. A Creagerschmidt is a crafty, sexually charged shape-shifting animal that is as dangerous as it is beautiful. They are born with Asian features and wolf-like instincts. Their diet consists of raw, bloody meat, and their appetite is as ferocious as their urge to rape other humans. They are amazing.

Oh shit, that Creagerschmidt is looking fiiiineee

by Onis December 29, 2010