Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.

Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash

by SkyCharger November 2, 2008

crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.

Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"

by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006

crash jazz

a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.

Charlie Parker's Celebrity intro is class crash jazz

by JanezJ January 17, 2009

Crashionista

A woman who gets into an accident and makes sure she looks good before calling the police.

That car is a wreck, but does'nt the driver look good. She is a real crashionista.

by NH DBF January 24, 2010

crash sprawldisplat

Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.

1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.

2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.

by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2010

Crash mission

An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.

Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.

by Mikemikeandmike March 5, 2017

crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019