calcufuckor

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

CALCUNARY

PROVIDES RELATIONAL DEFINITENESS OF ANYTHING WHICH CAN BE DEFINED UTILIZING PERCENTAGES EXCLUSIVELY, INCLUDING PROVIDING CROSS REFERENCING SUPPORTING DENOMINATION VALUES OF QUAD(4)/SEDENARY(6)/TENARY(10) AS PRIME VALUES, WITH DUPLET(2) BASED BACK COMPATIBILITY IF NEEDED.

Thanks to the new CALCUNARY we now can understand comparisons of “this is to that to this to that” up to the powers of quadrillions!

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR December 1, 2021

Calcos

Gitano calo word that means Shoes. First used in 16th century Spain then again in the Americas by Tirilones in El Paso Tejas (Chuco Town) around the early 1900's. The word spread Westward making it all the way to Los Angeles and then the rest of California around the late 1930's

"Put on your drapes ese vato, make them calcos shine"

by Ese Chuco Sam July 24, 2022

Calculus

The closest atheists will ever be to Hell.

Following laws preventing cruel and unusual punishment, civilians no longer have the ability to be sentenced to calculus.

by spaghet clown November 8, 2022

Calcified

The condition one develops from drinking unfiltered tap water. It is used to imply that someone blindly trusts governments and corporations, and is an idiot.

Soyjak: “Hey did you see Biden’s address reassuring everyone that banks are safe?”
Chad: “You’re calcified.”

by iF_Warrcoww March 15, 2023

Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.

Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.

by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018