Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.

Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."

by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018

Massimo Costa

A man who likes fortnite and normally likes to go by "massi". Usually disrespectful to parents/guardians. Tends to be popular but not in a good way and has phases of being obsessed with random woman. Loves screaming at adults. Not the best person.

Person 1: "Hey! You know about Massimo Costa, right?"
Person 2: "oh you that stupid fat bitch that likes his science teacher"
Person 1: "yeah! That's him!!!"

by Markys wife January 30, 2022

upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008

Costa Rican Snake

a uncircumsized penis attached to a costa rican.

zoony's penis. "when you play with the costa rican snake its spits venom." "wanna see costa rican snake?"

by JackieM34 January 15, 2009

Constantinople

Was Greek, is Greek, and will always be Greek.

Constantinople is the eternal Capital of Greece.

I'm going to Constantinople, to greek Constantinople that is.

by Sherman February 9, 2005

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

by bautry April 14, 2005

Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.

by MountAiryXC October 17, 2010