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Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."
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by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018
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