Cottaging

A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.

‘Keep away from those toilets, Fred, it’s full of nine-bob-notes going cottaging!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

contage

The verb form of the adjective contagious.

"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"

by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

by greeef April 24, 2003

contage

The verb to the word contagious.

to transmit disease by direct or indirect contact with an infected person

" don't get close to me, I don't want you to contage me"

by Ailyn C. October 2, 2020

e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.

George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.

by WelshAsian January 15, 2012

thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005