Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory
Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023
Get the Cottaging mug.

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
Get the Cottage Felony mug.

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.
by Bunghole MASTA April 26, 2014
Get the cottage bottom mug.

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 03, 2023
Get the Cottage cheesing mug.

Cottage

Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
by EliasLM June 14, 2019
Get the Cottage mug.

Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister
Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage
by Donk912 March 19, 2016
Get the Cottage mug.

Cottage

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
Get the Cottage mug.