Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023
A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
by Bunghole MASTA April 26, 2014
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