Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.

She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.

by irfanmeric March 30, 2022

scribes constipation

An alternative way of saying "writers block".

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

by The worst English student February 22, 2022

Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024