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colombian

A adjective referring to people or objects originating in the mountainous South American nation of Colombia. The volcanic soil and humid weather makes for ideal coca plant growing conditions, and thus "Colombian" is generally used to describe good, high purity cocaine, regardless of it's point of origin.

Also, public opinion seems to hold that Colombian citizens and immigrants tend to have big, round heads, though like most stereotypes, this probably would not hold up under serious scentific study.
In the film Scarface (1983), the title actor's first dealing with cocaine occurs during a drug deal gone wrong. Needless to say, both the drug and the people who deal it are are columbian. The following is dialogue from that film:

Colombian: Yeah, okay, you gonna give me the cash or am I gonna kill your brother first? 'Fore I kill you?

Tony Montana: Try sticking your head up your ass. See if it fits. (an insult referencing the Columbian's big head).
by Cosmo July 11, 2006
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Colombian Trash Bag

The sexual act were a male ejaculates on to his testicals. Then, the male jams his testicals into another's mouth.
"Susan finally got quiet after I gave her a Colombian Trash Bag!"
by halla3 September 13, 2011
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Colombian

A polite, helpful, smart latin-american ready for new challenges & adventures, loyal until the end. They are brave, talented, ready to learn and improve. Is a pleasure to meet a colombian since they are great at conversation. A colombian will share it's knowledge and never ask you a favor back. Want to feel happiness? Meet colombians.
I meet a colombian last week, he is such a great person to talk and discuss ideas.
by knowledge-lord May 23, 2018
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Colombus

To be incredibly cocky
Tesia was being really Colombus today.
by Tube Soxx w/ Laces April 8, 2009
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no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :
Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"
by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] December 13, 2008
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colombian

Ultimate drug lords of Latin America if not the world. Original wearers of polyester shirts, cocaina compounds, and Pablo Escobar...the original pimp.
That kid run the streets like a straigh Colombian!
by La Pepe May 18, 2006
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Colombian Cumshot

Where a shot glass of vodka or preferably tequila is held vertically in between a womans or mans' teeth and a Hispanic/Latino (for best effect should be a real Colombian) fornicates with the glass allowing ejaculation to force the glass down the throat of the person receiving and into the stomach where either real pleasure or pain takes place.

Hazard: May choke on shot glass filled with semen. Not recommended on family members.
Petchi: Hey Dude i just totally Colombian Cumshot your mom last night!
Julie: Your a fucking tool.
by James Stinkwell May 13, 2008
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