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Cockblock Shower

When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.
Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.
by Definition Guy August 7, 2009
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asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.
by Wickster September 20, 2008
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Cock Blocker

a boy who stops his friend from gettin laid
Talking to a girl guy walks up

Hey Man!!!! Hows your aids <--- He's a cock blocker
by Bobby Laids alot May 26, 2009
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Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
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clockblocked

trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)

The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
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Cockblockapalooza

A social gathering where a female or male has many friends of the opposite sex which furthermore cockblocks any unsuspecting suitor to make a move on them.
Nick doesn't stand a chance at the sorority party, it's a Cockblockapalooza.
by Jenbo May 31, 2007
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cock-blocker

A male in a group of female friends who's job is to stop other males trying to score with the females in the group. Done purposely because the girls either already have a boyfriend or just don't want to be annoyed that night.

The cock-blocker can be either a male friend, or someone hired (almost like a bodyguard).

Popular methods of the cock-blocker include:
* Switching places with the female.
* Grinding with the offending male.
* Kissing the female to let the male know she is unavailable.
* Jumping in between the male and the female.
* Shoving the male, or squaring up to him.
* Warning him off with gestures.
John became the designated cock-blocker for the night after Mandy decided to go out with the girls and didn't want to be pestered by guys.
by Cock-Block-Pro March 28, 2009
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