carnesseur

a true connoisseur of fish, poultry, and game; one who has ridiculous amounts of knowledge about what kind of meat to buy, how to cut it, and how to cook it

That kid knows everything about how buy, cut, and cook meat. Sometimes, he even kills it himself! He's a real carnesseur.

by emily and rose April 22, 2011

carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.

Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns

by truemaggot May 15, 2011

carnal projection

wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!

-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!

james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!

when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!

joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!

by michael foolsley March 27, 2012

Carnibore

A tedious person with a bigoted attitude to those who don't eat meat. Typically they reveal themselves with an asinine joke involving the word 'bacon' at meal times.

There's usually at least one Carnibore at every function. Best to flush them out early so you don't have to sit next to them. "What's the Veggie option?" usually does the trick.

by Stevepos December 19, 2014

carnihore

Women who order manly meals while their men order salads.

Waitress: What would you like for dinner sir?

Husband: I'll take the "vegvag special" grilled chicken salad with grapes, strawberries, mandarin slices, and candied pecans drizzled with a raspberry vinaigrette.

Wife: I'll take the full rack of ribs with a baked potato...

Another waiter brings meal and wrongly places salad in front of wife and ribs in front of husband. Waiter fixes error and walks away whispering "what a carnihore"

by Malloz1 June 11, 2014

Carnavius

Often stubborn, has a lot of pride but will usually push it to the side for the one they love, very handsome, Sexual BEAST Sex drive is insane, very unique individual, Loves music and creative side. Every girl needs a Carnavius.

Girl 1: I gotta have him?
Girl 2: Yeah why?
Girl 1: Because he's a Carnavius!

by didjjd March 19, 2015

Carnie Magic

When you are really good at doing stupid shit like trick shots.

I played beerpong and lost because his teammate had that carnie magic

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019