Useless pieces of paper. Whoever buys them shouldn't. Just get a digital watch.
Also, they're supposed to tell you the date. You should already know the date.
Never buy them. They are a waste of money.
Also, they're supposed to tell you the date. You should already know the date.
Never buy them. They are a waste of money.
Calendars are bad.
by Shroomdom January 7, 2020
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Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
by munyuck February 2, 2009
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A person who ruins your buzz on a night out (wether it be chemcially assisted or not). A uni-sex term for someone who seems to demand attention but who doesnt return anything to the group dynamic.
Guy 1: Mate anytime I hear her speaking I immediately stop listening. She really is Buzz Killington tonight
Guy2: she is such a Cled!
Guy 1: Total Cled! I dont know if I am longed out or pranged out but I know she is the originator of this fun void we find ourselves in.
Guy2: she is such a Cled!
Guy 1: Total Cled! I dont know if I am longed out or pranged out but I know she is the originator of this fun void we find ourselves in.
by BlackAndy October 25, 2010
Get the Cled mug.To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.
"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
by Marc IRL December 15, 2011
Get the Calendaring mug.A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013
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Get the Cledy mug.A swagolicious beast who starts from the border, now he's here. Killing with a stare loving with some care. If you're on his good side when it comes to his life scale, he tends to stop people from walking, and then offers them skittles.
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