cleaning the dishes

When a girl that a guy likes a-lot is just used sing him and actually cheating on him with all of her friends while he is home missing her.

Friend of hopeless boy: hey bro I heard your girl is cleaning the dishes, it was some 69 or 70 action.

Hopeless boy (me): No way she would never do that to me.

by Hopeless boy69420(70) December 10, 2019

Cleaning Gutters

Chowing down on the back entrance of you wife when you are about to waste money

Omg, I need to be cleaning gutters before this guys weekend

by Brandon Brit January 15, 2022

ice cleaning

ice cleaning is when you take an ice cube and rim your partner with it, sliding it in and out, then keeping it in, then whenever he releases you have to suck on it in your mouth until it's clean again, then repeat untill its completely dissolved

"Matt is up for another round of ice cleaning tonight... Can I borrow some Altoids?"

by Geminitre February 2, 2004

Bank cleansing

Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.

Did you hear about that bank cleansing in the news?

by Deep blue 2012 June 18, 2010

Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.

These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.

by Boywithadick July 29, 2012

Rage Cleaning

-when you get so mad at something or someone, you clean.

Caleb's mom threatened to take his Xbox away if he didn't clean his room. He started rage cleaning.

by Harare December 29, 2016

Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning

To masturbate with the tube of a vacuum.

if your not home by tommorrow im gonna have to give myself Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning"

by J. and J.,nlga January 13, 2011