Clay Aiken

A sexy, beastly man who really did win American Idol, but lost to Ruben Studdard because the judges forgot to use Q-Tips the previous nights.
Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
by Maeve June 10, 2004
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gaseous clay

(farting sound) Damn, You can call me gaseous clay
by DMo June 24, 2003
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clay aiken

perfect voice, perfect looks, perfect personality...perfection.
Did you hear Clay Aiken sing? That's what perfection sounds like.
by rkrox3 July 06, 2006
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Clay Jensen

I would love to date Clay Jensen
by funnydogpipo March 01, 2021
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Claying

A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.
Hey mate, were you just claying in the toilet?
by Daniel82 October 28, 2018
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Clay County

The Best County in the whole world, in the northern part of Florida , where goons originiated , where Saige MacLeay , Tayler Harber , Bailey Zeller & Paige Boran make this happen , the prettiest , funniest and craziest mofo county EVER.
Us goons from Clay County .
by Soccersaige January 23, 2011
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Clay Aiken

A gay person, he likes men. Non-attractive person. I bet he smells and he didnt win american idol because he sucks.
Clay Aiken he says hes not gay but really hes takes it up the ass
by Caitlin March 29, 2005
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