/k/eyboard Commando

A derogatory name for user of 4chan's /k/, especially one who fantasizes about going to war with law enforcement agents or military personnel. More often than not has little to no formal training in gun fighting, but maintains a sense of confidence they could take on SOF and Federal agents.

"Remember that /k/eyboard commando who tried to shoot up that federal building?"

by CharlieFoxtrot14 October 3, 2019

Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

commando

To go without wearing underwear. As a long-standing tradition, some theater Benetians will go without underwear on closing night of a performance, going "commando".

"Are you going commando?"
"In this rented costume? No way!"

by Redwing July 31, 2008

Going Commando

In Photography, It refers to not having a protective UV filter attached to the front glass element of a DSLR camera lens. A lens without one runs a higher risk of being scratched or broken due to it being dropped, flying debris or hit up against something.

I know you just got that 70-200mm lens, but you can't go into an Occupy Wall Street protest going commando without a filter on it. What if the police move in or protesters start throwing things?

by GenVirtu December 3, 2011

back door commando

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.

Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!

by Alex August 9, 2003

dick commando

One who commands the dick.

Mike: Your such a dick commando.
Todd: Fuck you.

by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

Commando Noob

Somebody that uses the commando in black ops with these features

A supressor
A reflex sight with a customized reticle, reticle color, and lens
A camo of any sort
A clan tag and or an emblem

Usually, this type of noob camps. They rarely sprint and try to be sneaky. This noob is most common in search and destroy.

Player 1: "Did you see that guy?"

Player 2: "Yeah, that commando noob had a green smiley face in his reflex sight."

by Guest1234 December 9, 2011