Champagning

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

by waitwut December 5, 2014

Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.

The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.

by Connacht July 19, 2009

Ghetto Champagne

The popular mixed drink, originating in the African American culture, that is made with the mixture of Mountain Dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine.

"Damn bruh, he f**d up on that Ghetto Champagne

by SmithersTheWise February 12, 2014

Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.

Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.

by gimpmaster March 26, 2009

Beaver Chomper

When you insert 4 fingers into a woman's vagina, and then separating your pointer and middle finger from your ring and pinky finger. You then close your fingers and repeat this motion multiple times as if it were a beaver's mouth chomping on wood.

I was going at it with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the beaver chomper

by jizzzeff July 30, 2010

champagne campaign

when you are feeling drunk so ur campaign (game) is much better.

Hey man, how'd it go with the ladies at the club last night.

I was on my champagne campaign.

by TwoTone530 November 4, 2010

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007