choke a darkie

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

Choke me

Choke me like you hate me.
By corpse. 😌

Choke me like you hate me but you love me.

by Mhaaot February 13, 2021

chikity choke

means to smoke marijuana/or a ciggarett

1.lets go chikity choke
2.u chikity choking

by robert May 13, 2005

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

rapist choke

Standing over or sitting on top of a fallen person, placing both hands around their neck/trachea and squeezing, choking the victim. Usually done with arms fully extended and both thumbs pushing in on the victim's windpipe.

The rapist choke is very effective for making somebody pass out, but it is illegal in Mixed Martial Arts.

by Jason Thomas Schaaf December 9, 2008

choke the boa

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.

Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!

by Da choka March 4, 2007

Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023