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chaf

The crumby non-nug weed. Usually looks like more then it really is. Easier to roll in blunts or joints because it is already broken up. Harder to smoke in bowls or bongs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.
Smoker 1: Yo thats like an eighth, i thought you were only getting 2 grams.

Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.
by TheChronic1 October 3, 2009
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chaff

Means 'to steal'.

Of late-80s/early-90s origin, initially in the Ipswich area.
'Did Chris pay for that skateboard?'
'No, he chaffed it?'
by Alec Grant January 14, 2008
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chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.
I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.
by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008
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choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.
by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006
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chaffin

It's what happens when your mouth is dry and you get a buildup of white stuff on the corners of your mouth. Named after Mrs. Chaffin; a math teacher in ardmore alabama.
I got done with soccer practice and i was chaffin like a motherfucker.
by Matt Moore2 October 9, 2008
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choad

A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.
Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'

Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
by Prof. Phillip LaChoad May 23, 2006
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Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.
Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad
by A Friend August 7, 2003
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