channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.

"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"

by Undie Bundie October 1, 2007

Candelaria

She is a very shy girl in class but when you get to know her she is loud. She has low self-esteem but she tries her best to smile she has a couple of good friends not a lot but she is funny and DOES’NT like anybody at school ESPECIALLY ALEX HE BROKE HER JASPER

Random person: “Ew Candelaria is so ugly”
Candelaria comes up from behind them saying: “oof I know”

by EPIC_PERSON213 May 1, 2019

Chandelier Swinging

To swing from the chandeliers is a VERY common expression that means to have a wild party.

Sia: She's chandelier swinging and lives like tomorrow doesn't exist.

by IGGYlovesyou August 13, 2014

disney Channel

Fox with less cussing.

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....

by evilmuffin August 8, 2005

chandelering

The action of the scrotum swaying back and forth during the act of butt sex, wherein a smacking noise is achived when the balls make contact with the ass. Can be achived in either strait sex, or gay male sex; sorry lesbians.

Jim's balls were sore due to excessive chandelering.

by Zac C. September 22, 2005

Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009

Channel Cruise

An extended period of channel surfing when there is absoultly sweet fuck all on television.

There's nothing on tv, Ive been on this channel cruise for hours!

Whats on the tube? channel cruise - Kanye West

by Crancan April 3, 2009