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painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009
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ceiling eyes

by LATANA January 21, 2013
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ceiling sucker

" Look at those ceiling suckers!!! "
by lalalamp August 4, 2006
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Ceiling Sack

Someone (Or something) that is a complete and udder freak.
Hey, did you heard about the new girl?

Yeah, what a Ceiling Sack!
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Ceiling Nipple

When you throw a piece of hotdog at the ceiling and it sticks
"Where's my hotdog?"
*looks up*
"Holy shit it made a ceiling nipple!"
by zaynmalikjheyhey November 27, 2016
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the glass ceiling

A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.
After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.
by RandomViking November 2, 2015
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painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
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