Capitalist

As in an idviudal who has capital, be it property, natural resources, means of production or labor, all of which constitute capital. In modern usage, meant to signify someone who believes or participates in a capitalist economic system, in which labor, capital, or other resources are bartered for paper currency which can be used to by whichever othe form of capital the currency holder desires. Capitalist also signifies someone who wishes to avoid excessive government involvement or regulation in this system of capital bartering.

"The United States economy is a Capitalist rather then a communist economy"
-Economics textbook
"Globalization is run by capitalist pigs, but us potsmoking unwashed student types are going to stand up to your opression by eating granola instead of Lucky Charms and drinking strained carrot juice instead of Pepsi. To show our opposition to your evil capitalist establishment, we will act morally superior at all times, be very depressed about the state of the world, and occasionally go to protests and carry signs"
-Spolied children of upper middle class parents

by Bran the Man December 20, 2004

Capital H

1. Slang term for The History Channel.

Also,

2. Slang for heroin.

1. "Pedro, Let's see what's on the Capital H."

2. "Pedro, Let's score some good Capital H-and get put on the floor."

by JR222 September 21, 2005

capitalist pig

The upper class, usually with psychopathic personalities.

That capitalist pig over there treats people like if he was God.

by Politricks September 9, 2003

Capcom Code

When a girl is not giving it up easily, you do a series of events/tricks/moves that you know will put her in the mood for sure.

She was saying she was tired last night, so I just did her Capcom Code and BAM!

by mcdoug June 21, 2010

Hottie Per Capita (HPC)

Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.

"Wow, check that out. Even the mailwoman is hot."

"Yeah, the Hottie Per Capita (HPC) is high in college towns."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".

Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.

by gawthic1 June 26, 2008

Capital of Palestine

The capital of Palestine would be Jerusalem. A beautiful area that is probably the most contested city in the entire war. It is an area fought over by Muslims, Chrisitians and Jews. In Jerusalem (the capital of Palestine), their is one of the most holy sites known to Islam, the Dome of the Rock. Which is a mosque believed to have been the place where a prophet descended to heaven. It was built in 705 CE, making it one of the oldest sites in history.

Man 1: Did you ever visit Palestine? What's there?
Man 2: The most beautiful places ever. Including the city, Jerusalem.

Man 1: What's so great about it?
Man 2: There's history, great sites and great Palestinian food like shawarma, falafel and hummus!
Man 1: Jerusalem, the capital of Palestine, here I come!

by Wake Up World October 20, 2010