pampering

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.

Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.

by PumaTales November 28, 2017

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008

camping fook

The lesser-known wooly-back can often be found in dark corners, or in places that make you think "how the hell did he get there?".

You normally spot them after you are dead.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

camping

Someone who sits in a spot sniping, and coz hes so good at picking off his newbish opposition they call him a camper and kick him.

Although if theyre spawn campign theyre scum and boot their ass!

Player 1: Stop Camping!
Player 2: I'm Sniping Damnit!

by Kammy December 18, 2004

Cantering muh piece

Riding someone's piece , HARD. This could be in different degrees (levels) of intensity. Mounting, riding, trotting, galloping, CANTERING (most extreme).

"DAYUM, dat boi be cantering muh piece soo badly!! Tell him to jump da fuck off!"

by Ingrida January 27, 2006

Harold Camping

Some nitshit who fucks with his bible at night.
He predicted that we would all suddenly die on the 21st may 2011 by spouting soime mathical mumbo-jumbo

Harold Camping: We will all die because God is bored.

by Mr lololololololololololololol September 24, 2011