Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.

Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"

by Big caboose June 29, 2014

Calloway Dip

to shadily leave without telling anybody

Anybody seen Frank? No, I'm pretty sure he Calloway Dip'd his way home.

by SickCalloway July 12, 2014

ass callous

The toughness built up in and around the rectum of a man due to manual fondling of his butt or from the friction of getting stuck in the butt.

I love building up an ass callous so that guys can run trains on me...

by LovesItInIt June 22, 2008

calling card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an "in"
could be to do with an 'inside man'

"Tell the pin I want words, Brad is my calling card."

by AQM December 7, 2006

calzone

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

by LoLuMaD September 7, 2007

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005