COVID-10011 

This is how AI folks prefer to communicate numerically to each other when referring to Covid-19.

Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.

COVID-10011 by Covido December 12, 2021

COVID-19 

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

COVID-19 by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

Covid-20 

The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.

Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.

Covid-20 by PopcornWilly April 18, 2020

COVID Ass 

A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.

I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.

COVID Ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

COVID Barbie 

COVID Barbie is the perfectly correct nickname for president Donald Trump's last and worst Press Secretary, Kayleighahghuh McEnany. Which is saying something, given that he started his administration with a combative midget, then used a profane lunatic for two weeks, and then settled on a quasi-female trans-Sloth from The Goonies for a spell. A wholly unqualified simpleton bimbo, she represents the perfect blend of blonde lies and cheap makeup that has earned the reputation of a plastic, mildly evil doll.

See also: COVID Karen, Wicket Witch

TV watcher: "Hey, did you see that Kayleigh McEnany said that she wouldn't lie, but has done it constantly since then?"

Bored person trying to not die of COVID: "Yeah. I just wish that COVID Barbie would fall into a fire and melt already."

COVID Barbie by ToddUncommon November 18, 2020

covid faggot 

a person who uses covid for political purposes and says they believes the "science" while making shit up.

Covid faggot: wheres your mask?

Person: the cdc and who say I don't need a mask!

Covid faggot: 250,000 plus people have died

Person: the cdc says the death rate is six percent of that amount.

Covid faggot: you're selfish

Person: you're a covid faggot.

covid faggot by Fuck antifa December 16, 2020

COVID test 

A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.

James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like”

COVID test by HJ HH January 4, 2021