cloud virus

An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.

Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.

by burdeman October 12, 2014

Cloud boxing

Cloud boxing is when you vape and the whole room gets cloudy

Mia is slowly cloud boxing the car and I'm going blind

by Me-agh March 4, 2017

cloud sesh

when you and your vape gang trynna hang and vape

bra, cloud sesh in my blue 2006 camry after school?

by 420vapeluvr September 7, 2017

Cloud Cream

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.

I didn’t know Jack could cloud cream so high!

by Jack lmao March 29, 2018

Cloud Clipper

A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.

Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!

by none_ya_nacho_bussines101 August 4, 2018

Cloud of smell

The cloud of vape that leeches out from under your sons bedroom door

Im starting to think my son is a vape lord. I ran into another cloud of smell right after he left the house this morning.

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 6, 2019

cloud sceptic

A person who does not trust cloud based IT resources.

- D Lets run this big data task on the cloud!
- A No!
- D Why, what is wrong with the cloud?
- A Like, everything, except scalability.
- D Ah man, you are such a cloud sceptic!

by BadAssUnicorn599 June 24, 2021