Clitoregg

A combination of the words Clitoris, and Egg(s).
Used to describe a total bitch/whore who just stole your poon-tang.

Damnit KP! Youre such a clitoregg!

by John Bach July 2, 2006

Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010

Clitoral Fudge

Clitoral fudge is milk chocolate fudge placed on top, to the left, or above the clit.

"Nancy told me she was starting to get bored in the bedroom. To spice things up, i have bought in a casing of clitoral fudge."

by Grey Capel January 24, 2010

cliterus

it is the thing that god made when he was horny

shit bitch your clit is like 5 inches!

by supersuperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

Clitorasorous rex

When a woman's Clitoris is enlarged/ elongated so much so its like sucking a golf ball. partially resembles a herm

err fuk around johnny your mum's got a right Clitorasorous rex. it was so big i thort she has both bits.

by holmanator March 19, 2010

Cliterally

Like literally but slutty

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even

by Katja November 24, 2015

clitorbated

To be humored or sexually dissed on by a clitorous

Wow are you gonna take that? She totally just clitorbated you.

by David Greiner May 5, 2005