Johnny Chaos

Besides being a kool name for anyone, the name brings fame, honor, and success. Those who doubt the great power of the name are eaten by the evil spinach monster and never return.
Johnny C. like long walks on the beach, road bikes, the ladies, plaid/flannel, sleeve tattoos and coffee.

Dude #1: Dude your like such a Johnny Chaos.
Dude #2: Oh thanks I guess.

by poncho velo July 7, 2009

Chaos Gaming

Easily the greatest Gaming Community on Xbox LIVE, with over a thousand people and counting. It is an organized gaming community that includes over 15 branches spread over CoD MW3 and Halo Reach. Each branch plays these things called "Game Nights" where we all get together and play games with our members. We're all a tight-knit family that just loves to chill, meet people and play games. Competitive players are welcome too! We have an age requirement too; 16 years. This way we can keep the squeekers out of the game nights. If this post interests you, check out our website at www.360chaos.net!

Dude 1: Dude, i joined Chaos Gaming yesterday!
Dude 2: Dude! Awesome! I wish i could join, but I'm not of age...
Dude 1: That blows for you.

by Chaos Gaming August 2, 2012

utter chaos

-something that is utterly crazy
- A game of ping pong played on a small table with a net made out of masking tape with "Utter Chaos" written on it.

CHODE: "Did you see that?"
OLD MAN JENKINS: "Yeah, that was utter chaos!"

by SalsaBoy February 11, 2003

chaos colors

a mixture of blank with other random colors

lightly mix pink with black you get a swirly pinkish black color...hence chaos colors got it memorized?

by Tony mitrovich December 3, 2007

chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside

I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates

by Jraeyy February 10, 2018

Chaos Junkie

Also called Chaos Addiction is a psychological term that describes living in a constant state of chaos, turmoil, tension, or drama. People who are addicted to chaos may find comfort and familiarity in disorderly or chaotic situations.

I swear my girlfriend is a chaos junkie everytime things seem to be looking good something always happens it’s like clockwork. The only time she seems like she’s happy is when her life is in turmoil

by Bad Phish Too October 31, 2023

chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017