flat CD PLAYER 

when a girl is having sex and then she stops and the man's dick is stuck.

ben:dude
tom:what
ben:my dick's acking :(
tom:why
ben:because i accidently gave anna a flat CD PLAYER :(

anna:my fanny's saw :( too

flat CD PLAYER by king of sickness :P December 19, 2008

Faux-CD 

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

Faux-CD by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

Target CD 

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.

Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg

Target CD by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021

Ginge CD 

Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

“Yo bro, cop me a ginge CD in the gas station”

Ginge CD by Yehdude January 3, 2022

yayo cd 

Defined as Obsesive compulsive disorder brought about by excesive cocaine use

Myles had a bad case of yayo cd and checked the door lock 3 times in a row after 3 days of cocaine

yayo cd by Yayo cd August 28, 2023

rch cd rh j j eg

what the fuck are you doing

why the hell did you look up rch cd rh j j eg

rch cd rh j j eg by nukewales March 9, 2024

Video CD 

A version of the CD that can play video. Video CDs were very popular in Asia until DVDs became affordable there, and many DVD players can also play VCDs.

Person 1: "Why are you still using Video CDs? They're useless in today's world thanks to DVDs and Blu-Rays."
Person 2: "All my videos from the 90s are on Video CDs, and none of my computers have a VCD drive..."

Video CD by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024