Definitions by mrqwerty567

clanker

A way for people to get around filters which block the n-word, claiming that "it's just for robots".

ok you stupid clanker

clanker by mrqwerty567 September 21, 2025

Shavian 

Shavian is an alternate alphabet for English created by Ronald Kingsley Read, with 48 letters. Each letter has only one sound, compared to typical Latin-script English, which has one E sound in edit, another in curve, a third in lived, and so on. There are no known people who were taught Shavian English before Latin English.

Contrary to popular belief, it is not used by people who suck ass at spelling and retreat like a hermit to Shavian to claim dominance over knowing a script most do not. However, a small yet dedicated group of people use Shavian in their day-to-day and scoff every time they see something in Latin English.

My dear citizens, today we make English's official script Shavian.

Shavian by mrqwerty567 July 29, 2025

CD-RW 

What some people consider the holy grail of physical media, although BD-RE (Blu-Ray Rewritable) discs exist and hold up to 128 GB compared to CD-RW's 700 MB (0.7 GB for scale). Also, CD-RW was made after DVD came out (although DVD-RW didn't exist for a while afterward).

1: "Just got a CD-RW to hold all my photos."
2: "Just get a BD-RE. Same space, more storage."
3: "Physical media? Just. Use. Cloud storage."

CD-RW by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

CD-G

Short for "Compact Disk-Graphics". The "graphics" in this case are somehow worse then an NES and is one of the rarer CD formats.

1: "Dude just found out I have a CD-G"
2: "Good luck finding a player that supports it"

CD-G by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

Shave 

To transliterate into Shavian, a rare alphabet used to write the English language.

"Seems like 'Thai,' 'tie' and 'tye' all shave to 𐑑𐑲."

Shave by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

Video CD 

A version of the CD that can play video. Video CDs were very popular in Asia until DVDs became affordable there, and many DVD players can also play VCDs.

Person 1: "Why are you still using Video CDs? They're useless in today's world thanks to DVDs and Blu-Rays."
Person 2: "All my videos from the 90s are on Video CDs, and none of my computers have a VCD drive..."

Video CD by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

amber lamps 

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

amber lamps by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024