the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:
person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.
thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.
thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.
the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.
thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.
thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.
thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.
the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.
thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
by sk1nnard November 3, 2006
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A "Da Beatdown-E" is one in a wheel chair because of a broken foot and unknown individuals tape signs to the back of the chair like that of:
"Caution, slow moving vehicle", or "The wheels of the bus go round and round", or "You won't find a pink basket on these 22s".
"Caution, slow moving vehicle", or "The wheels of the bus go round and round", or "You won't find a pink basket on these 22s".
by MA JORDAN May 5, 2011
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A child's game played on a trampoline. It consist of 3+ individuals who bounce ferociously on the trampoline trying to knock each other down without making physical contact. The first to fall is beat down or kicked and punched until he/she gets back up and the game continues. If two or more fall they can be subject to a beat down as well.
The game originated in 1998-1999 at a place called "The Manor" in Hemstead, Long Island, NY.
The game originated in 1998-1999 at a place called "The Manor" in Hemstead, Long Island, NY.
"Lets go to Mike's and play Mexican Beatdown"
Mom, "Where did you get that black eye?"
Son, "Why playing Mexican Beatdown of course"
Mom, "Where did you get that black eye?"
Son, "Why playing Mexican Beatdown of course"
by Jacornonthecob August 25, 2011
Get the mexican beatdown mug.A scene from the "Betray The Boss" story arc in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind where the main character Giorno Giovanna thoroughly beats the absolute shit out of the villain Cioccolata with his stand Golden Experience. With the MUDA's lasting a whole 7 pages of script, it is the most well-known beatdown in JJBA GW.
Cioccolata: Says some bad stuff
Giorno: >:((((
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Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.
Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.
Giorno: >:((((
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Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.
Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.
by nice rigger December 3, 2020
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by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016
Get the Black Friday beatdown mug.1. A fistfight where the odds are stacked highly in one of the two participants favours, commonly resulting in broken bones and softening of the face.
2. The climax of a hardcore song, usually a down-tempo combination of palm muted open strings/extensive pinch harmonics and low end chords, where crowd participant's can quite simply unleash the beast on one another.
3. fucking awesome.
2. The climax of a hardcore song, usually a down-tempo combination of palm muted open strings/extensive pinch harmonics and low end chords, where crowd participant's can quite simply unleash the beast on one another.
3. fucking awesome.
"Did you see that fight outside the bar last night?"
"Mate, that wasn't even a fight, poor guy just got a serious beatdown"
"Have you heard Nasty's new album???"
"Yeah, when i heard the beatdown on track 4 i thought i was going to void my bowels"
"Mate, that wasn't even a fight, poor guy just got a serious beatdown"
"Have you heard Nasty's new album???"
"Yeah, when i heard the beatdown on track 4 i thought i was going to void my bowels"
by thickasblood December 25, 2008
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