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Brass Thinking 

Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?
Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!
Brass Thinking by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013
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brass ladle 

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.
Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.
brass ladle by Wheeskers December 26, 2013
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Brass handrail 

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.
I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.
Brass handrail by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

brass rainbow 

And then I hit him with a left brass rainbow, and down he went.
brass rainbow by drugbunny May 22, 2016

Brass P*ssy 

When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.
(click) "Yeah we got a brass p*ssy on isle 6, repeat, a brass p*ssy on isle 6" (end click)
Brass P*ssy by rockynuts December 4, 2017

Brass Knight 

A member of a group people who focus on 3 main things. Religion, culture and politics.

- religion is focused around waluigi and nut luigi, there is nothing better than an ultra nut.
- culture is primarily memes and a sad mix of hentai and anime, nothing some bleach can’t solve.
- politics are centered around pointless elections for pointless positions in this pointless world for pointless reasons... help me.
Many times a brass knight can be spotted by his:

1. Inability to do anything right
2. That’s pretty much it
Insults you can call a brass knight: brASS knight, bKYS, sass knight... ect.
A normal brass knight encounter:
Man A: *messes up something*
Man B: “hecking GILBY, fix my waluigi shrine this minute or I’ll drown you in anti-memes and anime.”
Man A: “okay, okay... you don’t have to be such a brASS about it...”
Brass Knight by MimoBK January 24, 2018

brass chops beard oil 

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard