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bitchery

noun
(1) Excessive complaints, especially those which are unfounded, ignorant, or misinformed, especially through an electronically mediated forum.
(2) Excessive verbiage from a bitch, especially a female.
(3) An unexpected accomplishment, especially one achieved outside the perceived level of skill of the individual. Witchery, with a "b".
(4) See also bitch.
(1) I am writing a response to the bitchery on this discussion board.
(2) As my ex, you should stop bombarding me with your bitchery.
(3) The manner in which you achieved that high score was pure bitchery.
by Dennis Keith Gill Jr. February 18, 2004
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Big Booty Bitches

The greatest song of all time, created by two guys, the one on the turntables is hyperactive as hell, and the other dances like Carlton from "The Fresh Prince", and is dressed up like he just got out of church. Oh Lawd!
by XxIDR3AMZxX June 14, 2010
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bitches be shopping

A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.
Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"

Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"
by Kevlar of the 804 April 25, 2011
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Bitches Be Bonkers

An exclamation used whenever someone of the female sex or gender does something irrational or different, this statement is never to actually be said to a woman for she will become even more bonkers
Girlfriend jumps to conclusion

Man to his homies “bitches be bonkers”
by eTanTheMan July 12, 2019
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Getting No Bitches

The act of getting no hoes on ur dick
Famous People Known For Getting No Bitches: Greg Smith, Micheal Gordon, Zariel, Zariel's Hairline.

Most Famous of All : Luis Figueroa that lives at 160 W Main St, Middletown, NY 10940
by BigDickLou69696969696966969 January 19, 2022
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Sons of Bitches

"Sons of Bitches" is an expression used in utter frustration. It is best used after hitting a decent golf shot but getting an unfortunate result.
"Hey Ed, your chip rolled off the green into the bunker!"
"Sons of Bitches J!"
"Sons of Bitches man!"
by AngelsBaseball311 August 1, 2014
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Bitches be crazy

1. Not a rude utterance, or misogynistic remark, merely a statement of fact, alluding to the widely accepted and scientifically proven postulate that states women are crazy
2. Usually muttered in the company of women, which creates a hostile response bordering on insanity, thereby proving the theory
Jamie: "I LOVE Glee!"
Matt: "Bitches be crazy..."
Jamie: "What!? Fuck you! I'll cut you you son of a bitch!"
Matt: "Thank you for proving my point."
by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011
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