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Happ-E Birthday

A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.
I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.
by PrinceOllie May 13, 2009
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birthday week

A practice observed by complete narcissists not satisfied with only one day of attention being focused on them for their birthday.
Emma was such a narcissist that she has to celebrate her birthday for a whole birthday week and make sure everyone on Facebook knew about it.
by The Cunning Linguist June 28, 2016
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Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.
In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!
by I can't drive 55! September 25, 2010
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Birthday Glow

The special glow your skin gets within the days preceding your birthday. On the day of your birthday it is at it's strongest. It makes you extremely attractive, and during these days those going through birthday glow will receive numerous compliments about their complexion. It fades away slowly in the days after your birthday but appears at the same time next year.
Wow Shay, your skin looks amazing! It must be Birthday glow.
by Dr.J Will. November 30, 2009
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Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.
Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.
by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010
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birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.
Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015
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Birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017
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