birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

Birthday breakfast

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017

birthday outfit

No clothes at all just your naked body

Damn bro I had fun in my birthday outfit with those jokers last night

by Jaxon Fleagle February 3, 2018

Birthday month girl

The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.

"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."

"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."

by Mr Special November 2, 2018

birthday swirly

A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.

how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth

the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!

by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020

Birthday Roach

A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.

my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.

by Memesold March 1, 2021

birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.

John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)

by jord34239 July 7, 2022