Alabama blaster

When you ejaculate on your sister from 2 feet away

Dude I totally used the Alabama blaster last night

by The real Madeline McCann June 13, 2019

Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009

Mud Blaster

When a guy is having anal sex, and the girl shits diarrhea during the middle of it.

He had to clean up majorly after she gave him the mud blaster.

by Cotty2Hottie April 3, 2009

Sour Cherry Blasters

An artificially flavoured candy thatis made to taste like cherries. For those who are not used to sour things, they can be quite a shock to the tastebuds.

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavours & Colours.

HOLY SHIZNIT! These sour cherry blasters are fuckin amazing! Lets go to the store and buy another pack

by CherryGal July 25, 2008

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

hershey blaster

When you have a cum in a girls ass

I want to hershey blaster her

by Lojan December 3, 2006

bum blaster

when two gays fuck hard in the ass.

Fuck me in the ass you bum blaster.

by ashtay January 22, 2008