A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.
Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.
by gabehere December 27, 2010
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On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"
Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.
by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006
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The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.
This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.
Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.
The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.
This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.
Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.
by Macdaddy1983 August 13, 2012
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by Mischmo October 7, 2007
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by ricemond December 6, 2003
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