stole my batch

stole my batch;the taking of a young man's virginity or v-card

I don't remember the name of the first girl who stole my batch.

by bubbles213* September 30, 2008

Batch

Slang term for nicotine

Chris: yo give me some batch
Jordan: no get ouuuut

by In the coop March 25, 2022

Batching

Chinese people that eat bats, Ching chong and bat eater, Bat-Ching.

I heard this girl in our class, Victoria, is a batching.

by TrialTrialTT May 12, 2022

Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.

John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.

by Professor Cos December 4, 2015

Batch

A man's semen.

During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.

by SimSanSon January 24, 2021

Batch

A portmanteau of "Bitch" and "Bastard."

"Teddy is such a batch!"

by TheDictionaryMan123 February 16, 2023