Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

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butt-seps

Biceps for your ass. A fine piece of ass. A booty with muscles.

Hey how are your butt-seps feeling today?
They are feeling butt-seppy thanks for asking.

by April_Jeanette April 10, 2015

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butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

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butt mail

Fart smell that travels several yards or more from the point of origin.

I ate nothing but burgers this weekend. I think I'll send some butt mail to the surrounding cubicles.

by Zonn Nilligan April 11, 2008

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Butt Onion

Anything that evokes a strong feeling of disgust or repulsion and/or a person who perpetually ruins good times. Butt Onions can also be used to describe your strong feelings as to what is "uncool" or just plain awful and unpleasant.

"Don't go in there, Joe just ripped a butt onion"

Allen : "Wanna ding dong and ditch?"
Burt : "Nah man we'll get caught"
Chris: "Burt, don't be such a butt onion."

"That movie was terrible!" "Yeah, totally butt onions."

by NzappaZap June 11, 2013

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