Jack Bauer

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread

I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

Bauer Hour

The hour in which Jack Bauer graces the Fox Network in the form of 24.

Dude, 10 minutes to Bauer Hour!

by Nina's dead May 9, 2006

Bausage

Someone or something that is utterely awesome.

A ricoculously hot chick.

A bacon-wrapped sausage.

Dude that Authority Zero concert was totally bausage.

Man, your moms boobs are bausage!

by wam213 June 11, 2006

Jack Bauer Power Hour

Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.

Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.

by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010

Baun

a pedant, stares at you all the time, stalks you night and day

Ms baun stalked us last night

by kidinthecan February 14, 2005

Bauerschmidt

Someone who talks a lot.

Comes from the words "Bauerst" (word) and "schmidtzen" (to puke) in old German where town criers were known as "word pukers".

God, Sherry will not shut up. What a bauerschmidt."

by Loraxx October 18, 2010

Reed Baum

Member of AA, host of drafts, fucking nasty.

Indiana Jones:
"Nazis, I hate these guys"

by Yugen April 25, 2005