Alaska Native

The indigenous people of Alaska (including but not limited to the cultural groups Inupiat, Yupiit, Sugpiaq, Unangan, Tlingit, Haida, Tsimshian, Athabascan) who have inhabited the land since time immemorial. Alaska includes over 230 tribes, each of whom are sovereign entities and have unique traditions and ways of life. Their strength and perseverence in not only surviving but thriving in their environment has endured, and collectively they remain a significant and ever present population of the state of Alaska. Despite over a century of colonization, forced assimilation, disease, discrimination and cultural, linguistic and phsyical genocide they remain resilient and proud. This historical trauma, however, often creates debilitating social problems in villages of rural Alaska, that are compounded by the fact the state of Alaska that does little to support it's rural residents. But this is not the defining trait of Alaska Natives. They are indefinable; each Alaska Native individual, family, village, government unique. They are not a people trapped in the past, nor disappearing into a bleak, uncertain future. They are descended from incredible men and women who worked collectively to create a better future for their children and children's children, who continue to shape what it means to be Alaska Native today. At the heart of it all, they are human, perfect in their imperfection, capable of mistake, and with a great capacity for love and compassion, just as we all are.

Many Alaska Natives practice a subsistence lifestyle, which is a way of life practiced by their ancestors since time immemorial.

by unataqtugut September 28, 2014

Alaskan malamute

An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.

An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.

"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"

"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"

by Finnerty January 17, 2010

Alaskan Gym Sock

(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.

"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"

"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."

by Captain Doodie Diggler MD May 5, 2009

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007

alaskan mudslide

1. A mudslide in Alaska.

2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.

1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."

2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.

by ruffman December 28, 2008

Alaskan Waterfall

In the climactic stages of oral shaft pleasures at the top of a well padded staircase, the male pulls the shaft out of said face hole and proceeds to swiftly jump kick partner down the staircase while ejaculating in mid air. This action should gain enough force to hit your partner as they fall thus completing the act.

As i swiftly kick my lover down the stairs, she cries out...nooooo not the Alaskan Waterfall again...

by bean90 October 13, 2009

Alaskan Popsicle

A game that consists of 3 Men and 3 Women. Youll first need to freeze 3 condoms. When they are frozen, you must put them on the men's dicks. Then the woman must compete to see who can defrost the condom the fastest. The winner gets to have a 4 way with the 3 men and the loser must finish defrosting the 2 remaining condoms.

Hey! Do you guys wanna play Alaskan Popsicle tonight?

by DefineMyMom.com November 10, 2014