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ASSUMPTION SCHOOL

The only thing you can make an assumption about here is that all the guys are gay and all the girls are submissive. The teachers flirt with the popular kids and if they’re feeling fruity they’ll tell you to pull down your skirt. Don’t look up when walking up there stairs cause you’ll get wiff of a 6th graders ass in your face. Watch out for the one emo kid in every grade who doesn’t brush their hair and hisses at you if you don’t watch anime. The only thing these kids should be praying about is that they don’t end up at Dominic with the sluts and jockeys who think they’re rich because daddy bought them a jeep for their birthday and they wear lulu.
Omg let’s compare hand sizes hehe “I already did last week I don’t want the girl at assumption school to think we’re dating" I need a girl to dance with at cotillon.

“Where is everyone going to highschool?”

*everyone* “Dominic”

"Do you have a Vera Bradley backpack"
"Yes"
"Get on your knees right now"
by The blessed Virgin Mary August 25, 2021
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Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.
Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die
by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020
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asshumbajumba

When a black penis of over 8 inches in length is inserted into an shit-encrusted ass.
That asshumbajumba made my ass bleed.
by minguab February 3, 2007
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ASSUMPTIONATE

Giving an assumption about something you do not care about.
Question: Is this person still her?

Answer: I don't know, I would assumptionate that they are.
by xXZ-DubXx August 3, 2010
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assumosis

This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.
Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.
by Gregory V. Richardson November 6, 2008
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Assumption College

Known better as "Consumption College". A college in the rich suburbs of Worcester, MA. The only people you'll find here are athletes not smart enough to play at a respectable Division II school, or aren't good enough to play Division I. Along with the half brain dead athletes you'll find Jesus freaks and general weirdos. The academics are a joke and the graduates will just end up working for the graduates from all the schools they couldn't get into. Surprisingly, the guys aren't that bad looking but you'll be hard pressed to find more than a dozen attractive girl on campus. But the girls are so ugly that they will sleep with anything and anyone.
Assumption Guy: I go to Assumption College, all the girls here are ugly
Holy Cross Guy: Dude, come to Holy Cross, the girls here are smokeshows
Assumption Guy: I would, but I'm so dumb they won't even let me on campus
by dcabaa709 December 10, 2016
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AssumptionWare

Stands for Assumption Software.

Software which performs actions that it assumes is OK with the user. An example of AssumptionWare would be a program that installs into a directory with no option for the user to specify a different one. Another example would be a program that writes log files with no
option to disable.
Windows can be considered AssumptionWare, since it automatically installs Internet Explorer without option.
by The Sniffing Accountant March 14, 2008
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