sexy assault

When you hit somebody and are looking might fine while you do it.

My wealthy friend always commits sexy assault, when he attacks someone, as he always wearing a tuxedo.

by BiggusNiggus69 April 9, 2019

micro assault

When you assault someone under 4ft tall.

Mohammed micro assaulted his child wife.

by Pizzagggog July 12, 2020

Fallout 4 assault rifle

A piece of shit gun in Fallout 4 that Bethesda had the audacity of calling an assault rifle

the Fallout 4 assault rifle looks like a weird combination of old ass guns from WW1

by Sharkgamer55446 April 30, 2023

assault rifle

A gun that is between a Sub-machine gun and below a light-machine gun. Usually capable of automatic fire, though not designed for support roles.

XM8,M16,AK-47,M1 GARAND, Sturmgewehr 44,
MY assault rifle is the M16.

by K'slAvA March 15, 2008

Assaultr22

A.K.A. Waffles, a Cool guy, well known for his funny antics is popular and irreplaceable. Noone can top this guy, he is t3h l33t!

Awesome, Funny, Cool, Waffles

by Waffles April 17, 2005

Textual Assault

When your friends all seem to be texting you at the same times with the same message.

Textual Assault The other night when Dave got his ass beat by Kim. chris, tim, and ryan were all sending me video at the same time, every 10 seconds. Totally Textual Assaulting me at 2 in the morning.

by Fox63A March 26, 2009

aggravated assault

Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.

If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018