Four Websites Of The Apocalypse

The four websites that can scar you within moments of being on the site. They have the ability to twist your mind enough to make you think the world is ending. They are as follows:
Meatspin.com
Bloodshows.com
Chatroulette.com
Clubpenguin.com

Guy 1: I just visited the Four Websites of the Apocalypse.
Guy 2: So you're gay?
Guy 1: Fuck off.
Anthony: I'm ginger.

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

The Apocalypse

Male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. As his fists make their way to the woman's vagina, the male begins singing " DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN" dramatically.

"Mason pulled The Apocalypse on Kenzie last night!"
"DAMN. I bet her pussy be REAL big now"

by Arnie J. June 7, 2007

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012

APOCALYPS3

Coined by (and authored by) Strell, in reference to the PS3 launch fiascos that resulted in various muggings, flag-pole face plantings, and probably overwhelming amounts of "just friends" spooning between all sorts of people in a feeble effort to keep warm in the brutal frigid teat of nature. Also, people got shot.

This is mostly due to extreme shortages from manufacturing problems, and possibly due to an attempt to artificially increase hype. Because of scarcity, systems were selling on eBay for several thousand dollars, well above the MSRP, which prompted a "me too wants money" reaction from the general public in the United States.

Welcome to the APOCALYPS3, F*CKERS.

by Strell November 19, 2006

asspocolypse

December 15.
Happy Kevoween - tumblr was flooded for a moment by black ass.

and a breif after party to commemorate the occasion.

in the asspocolypse, everyone's dash had some chick's ass.
it was ~*koalatea*~ while it lasted.

by tigerdepression December 17, 2010

Pop Apocalypse

A dark time when Pop music defeats all other genres of music and Pop music rules the land. This will only happen if Rock music loses the eternal battle between good music and Pop music

We must protect the last few remaining copies of The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Rush, BTO, Deep Purple, David Bowie, The Clash, Jimi Hendrix, Ozzy, Elvis, Santana, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Wings, John Lennon, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Elton John, Journey, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, Bob Marley, Kiss, Meat Loaf, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Police and Black Sabbath before the coming of the Pop Apocalypse lest they be destroyed in resulting conflict

by Big Red1325245746 September 16, 2011