Angry Kiwi

Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.

Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!

Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!

Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!

by Nathan Stones, Aaron Cox June 19, 2012

Angry Sex

raging sex; two people having sex while being extremely pissed off.

I had angry sex last night and I think it left scars

by Hizzo February 27, 2004

Angry Angry Asian

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.

Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!

by Urban Dictionary April 1, 2008

Angry Tomato

When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !

An Angry Tomato!

by Choo Choo Chugga August 28, 2010

angry mechanic

a sexual move that is done out of anger when your lover passes out early and you ram your finger or thumb in her butt-hole to maybe wake her up, or just relieve your anger.

she had the nerve to pass out butt naked midway through sex, I gave her the angry mechanic.

by delltron June 30, 2011

Angry Clarkson

A chug style drink. Ingredients including:
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top

you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.

Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson

"Dude, i just drank 4 Angry Clarkson's and i just banged a fat chick"

by rekcut24 December 1, 2011

Angry Coal Miner

When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!

Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.

by JMcClure October 23, 2008