Angerwank

When you jerk off thinking about something or someone you hate. Reasons may include anything from simple stress relief, to a sado-masochistic mindset, to anything in between.

2020 is wack asf. Just want to facefuck COVID 19 & 2020 til they puke, and I blow my wad down their throats. Fuck it. Just going to angerwank.

by BiHexual December 10, 2020

Anger Sniper

A sniper main from TF2 who acts like he's thirty when in reality he's a 10 year old who has gone through their edgy phase WAY too early and cries at the smallest things and think's he's hot shit because he likes Linkin Park and taunts after every kill.

Demo main: "Oh great another FUCKING Anger Sniper."

Non-edgy sniper main: "Can't wait to kill him then taunt after every time I kill him." -Demo and Sniper dominate anger sniper-
Anger sniper micspamming over Linkin Park, crying: "Just because you taunt after every kill doesn't make you cool."

Sniper and Demo in discord call: "How Ironic."

by GenuinePlayer March 5, 2021

Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.

Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.

by Masjfo January 30, 2023

anger efficiency

anger efficiency is the term used when someone is so angry, that they are actually doing things very efficiently, similar to the types of efficiencys in minecraft; a buff

I went anger efficiency on your mom

by maledefficatsherbert December 29, 2022

angerumptious

You're really angry and pissed off in a tone that gives people heart attacks.

'That skillywagger was in a angerumptious mood.'
'I hope my tone didn't sound angerumptious.'

by b1ng0.b1ng0 June 8, 2023

Snapshot anger/fury

A term used when you're really angry with something that has happened in a short amount of time and then you take corrective action to make sure that something related will never happen again. (Being angry for a short amount of time like 20 seconds).

When someone online performs crap on your team in a game and you had to perform better than them, you also take into account their overall performance then accumulate it all at once in a snapshot fury and take that corrective action.

"Urgh, he's so fricken crap, i'm going to have to remove him!"

"He's also been crap from the past games as well!

(20 seconds later) hmm, maybe i shouldn't of done that...oh well, he won't be a bother again."

"Dude...that was like some kind of Snapshot anger/fury"

"lol yeah"

by Sol64 August 26, 2009

decoy anger

(n.) when one continues to yell after realizing that they have wrongly accused someone of something. This noise draws attention away from the fact that the speaker/yeller called out their victim unjustly.

Jimmy: Did Mr. Burns know that you didn't actually pull the fire alarm?

Johnny: I think so. All of that shouting must've been decoy anger.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011