public agent 

Fake model casting agent who meeting girls on street (actually porn actresses) and giving them money for public sex. Mostly in Czech Republic (Prague especially) and other central european countries (Germany, Hungary)

Have you seen the last Public agent video with that busty blonde?

public agent by Petr aus Warnsdorf February 1, 2016

double-agent 

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

double-agent by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version 

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version by VulcanMak July 22, 2007

Chaos Agent 

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group, usually for their own personal entertainment

Yo! I just copied Starquti and left. I'm quite the chaos agent. *evil laugh*

Chaos Agent by ♥🗺☠ August 13, 2021

double gay agent 

A partner who pretends to be gay, but is actually straight

Barry lost his anal virginity to a double gay agent

double gay agent by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017

Restricted Free Agent 

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.

Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.

Restricted Free Agent by Rob JJ Nerf June 11, 2009

special agent oso 

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.

Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.

special agent oso by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011