hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames

A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.

"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek

by rockyourjon October 5, 2004

Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

News Asiant

A News Agent owned and operated by Asian's. Generally Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean but not Japanese. Historically the Japanese are terrified of news agencies.

Hey Dude, I'm going down to the news asiant, you want a magazine or some spring rolls?

by Sinor skeezioli December 16, 2013

Asian School Girl Syndrome

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.

Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!

by Frankenshtern December 15, 2010

Asian Tiger

1) A term for the rising economic powers of East Asia, including Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, and Hong Kong.

2) A colloquialism for an attractive older woman of Asian descent who is sexually active with younger men; the Asian equivalent of a cougar.

1) Many attribute the rise of the "Asian Tiger" nations to the economic leadership of Japan, via the Flying Geese model of development.

2) Dude, did you see billy last night- he totally hooked up with that hot Asian Tiger!

by gorodetsky October 30, 2009