Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

Dutch Answer

A Dutch answer is an answer to a question that while correct is completely useless to the person asking the question forcing them to needlessly rephrase the question.

Person 1: "Hey what are you planning for tonight?"
Person 2: "I plan to breath"
Person 1: *sigh* "well that's a fucking useless Dutch Answer"

by Josh12312312312312312 May 12, 2010

Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.

Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?

by Tyler December 20, 2004

Anschluss

Political or diplomatic intercourse

Freaking Germans, always ready to anschluss with other nations!

by Moody092 April 30, 2011

answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

Don't answer that

What you say when you ask a question and are unsure if you want to know the answer.

Person 1~Dude, could you be more gay?
Person 2~*long pause*
Person 1~...Don't answer that.

by MissPotatoHead August 26, 2010

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

The answer plan and simple is 42.

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

by gruefood June 11, 2006